And this just in, baby North West is suing her parents because they said she could have her own reality TV show.  In a statement by Penelope Bortman, Miss West’s publicist/nanny/agent/attorney; North was told prior to her daddy’s Adidas Collection event at New York’s Fashion week, that the project was a go.  Major endorsements with Green Prairie Furriers and Doket Artin shoe company,  were in place as Miss North had already been seen in the fur coat and shoes.  All entities concerned were sure that baby North would have her own project.  When REALITY set in for North that she would not have her own show, she was quite unhappy.  So she screamed loudly, right in the strategic seat in the front row between Ann Wintor and Beyoncé. 

Prior to the show when things began to unravel, North assured her parents, “I will pull attention away from you and the focus will be ME!  You promised when I was born that I would be the center of the universe and the center of everything for you and this is how you treat me!”

In a statement released later that day baby North proclaimed, “If my demands are not met, when I reach legal age, I will change my name to South.”

And there you have it!